| Gigandick | A dick tied down like in Gullivers Travels, with a bunch of tiny dicks around tying him down. | +8 |
| Fanadick | dick with way too much Dallas Cowboys paraphernalia on. | +7 |
| Energedick | A dick strung out on redbull furiously doing tasks. | +3 |
| Dick Move | One male dick secretly holding hands with a female dick who's with her boyfriend. | +2 |
| Adickt | Dick standing at a slot machine holding a cigarette and beer in one hand, and the other on the slot. | +2 |
| Abdickate | A dick king choosing a girl over the thrown, with dropping his crown into the bin. | +1 |
| Sarcasdick | Dick in boardroom points to plunging sales graph. Another says,"Big bonuses for everyone this year!" | +1 |
| dicktaphone | a dick talking into an old timey phone | +1 |
| Psydick | Psydicks often hold their crystal balls to read minds, levitate objects, and see the future. | No Rating |
| Acousdick | Dick with big headphones on. | No Rating |
| Agnosdick | Man covering his eyes, while god is standing in front of him. | No Rating |
